Dude, we're like the coolest kids in the whole state! We don't have time for that, dude! Wait a minute. A noble King, known only as the Grand Wizard. Okay, okay, you can have your powers back. 3. Well, I've gotta get to the fairgrounds. We'll go back to the fair and return them. Throw your nunchakus away. AWESOM-O (Original Airdate: 4/14/04) Come on, guys. Huh nice attempt, ninja! So what is it?! Huh nice attempt, ninja! Dude, they don't care we knocked Butters' eye out with weapons? Ye-yeah, a little- Butters! If we take him to the hospital, they're gonna find out what happened. At first we needed our parents' permission, but then we told him our parents were dead. Wha, what, what's the m-matter, f-fellas? We don't have time for that, dude! Come, ninjas, let's go. Butters! Listen, doucher! Don't worry, Kyle. Gerald and Sheila Broflovski South Park: Good Times With Weapons debuts on the HD DVD format courtesy of Comedy Central. One of the knives on display looks like a "Klingon" knife (called "D'k tahg") from Star Trek. Full Ep. "Let's Fighting Love" • You can't throw away something you paid fifteen bucks for. Get your money back!" You take him to the hospital and let your mom find out what happened. Okay, hang on guys. Let me try it. We, we're brothers, see, and our parents... died in a car accident last year. This episode originally aired on March-17-2004. Now, this lamp comes from the estate of Edna and James Hollinger, who lived in upstate Wyoming. You guys can't fix my eyeball! And now I will use my power to... Ha, ha, ha, ha, haaa, ha! Let's fighting love! We should each buy a weapon, and then we'll be like ninjas. It'll be okay! This is a South Park exclusive… A lot of people know the chorus, but here are the full lyrics to “Let’s Fighting Love” — right out of the official script for “Good Times With Weapons“: Suba-ra-shi chin chin mono, Kintama no kame aru, Sore no oto saru bo bo, Iye! 12/04/2002. Now remember, Butters, when you get to the vet's office, you need to stay down on all fours and- Butters, listen!! Stop dude! You see, guys? Eigo ga mechakucha Yeah. “We have a very fast blade-based network switch in place now, replacing a bunch of standard switches,” J.J. says. "Up the Down Steroid", along with the thirteen other episodes from South Park ' s eighth season, was released on a three-disc DVD set in the United States on August 29, 2006. We're outta here! Cartman (now without his AWESOM-O costume) is forced to watch it too. Hyeah, "they're not that cool." Not only that, the auction was televised on public access, so my little daughter watchin' at home saw the... penis! I can see into the future too, but better than Kyle. Yeah, dude, our parents are gonna be at the stupid fair all day long. Directed by Trey Parker. But we can't go to the hospital. Randy Marsh Not only that, the auction was televised on public access, so my little daughter watchin' at home saw the -penis! These are real authentic weapons from the Far East. Chef Craig All right, people, we are all extremely upset over what's happened. Cartman pulls out a small firecracker and tosses it on the ground before Kyle and cackles softly] Kyle: ... [End of Good Times With Weapons. Wha, what, what's the m-matter, f-fellas? Throw your nunchucks away. Watch Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all their foul-mouthed adventures. Go ahead and scramble it, then he won't remember it was us. Go ahead, Kyle. Looks like I have to use my power of invisibility to get by. Okay. I'll use my special power to see into the future and find out where we should head next. Nuh uh! I am Bulrog and I have lots and lots of powers. The disc is a free promotional item given away in Best Buy stores. We're in this together, Craig! It's secret ninja stuff. All right, dickhole! Time for you to pay! So long, children! Hm, this doesn't seem to be the right way. You can't pass through this area until you defend your honor! Just humor them. Hyaaaaah! It's all right, Kyle. God dammit, Cartman! You know this to be true. I have the power to have all the powers I want. All right. I don't know if the parents are to blame or if it's the times we're living in, but something has to change! My ninja sense is telling me we might be heading in the wrong direction. Good Times with Weapons (Original Airdate: 3/17/04) South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. This is the worst thing that's happened in this town! Token Nuh uh! Goddamn, that's like the twelfth time that's worked. Yeah. I don't know if the parents are to blame or if it's the times we're living in, but something has to change! All right, then you take him to the hospital, Kyle. Cartman If Butters tells on us, we're gonna tell on you, and that's the ninja code! Atta boy. For me though, the best part was the focus on Kenny in this episode - he's an awesome character who's been slowly hazed out over the last few years, so it's great to see him making a comeback, and now he's funnier than ever! I thought you told me your parents were dead. Come, ninjas, let's go. You have to take me to the hospital! Stills of the episode are shown] Butters must have made it to the hospital. I'd ex. Aw man, now every douchebag in town has a weapon! With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Adrien Beard, April Stewart. Oooh, Butters, are you going out to play again? Come on. I guess parents don't give a crap about violence if there's sex things to worry about. Uh, we'd love to hang out guys, but we have important secret work to do. They'll be so jealous. Those cost money! Let's fighting love! Because my cloak is made of a... titanium alloy that shields me from heat! It's hopeless, dude! I grow weary of your foolishness. No asshole! He's just wandering around aimlessly. I mean, there were children watching that auction! The boys walk along a fairway. Uh not now, Craig, we we have to be going. Good Times with Weapons/Script; P Pre-School/Script; Q Quest for Ratings/Script; S Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes/Script; Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset/Script; T The Jeffersons/Script; The Passion of the Jew/Script; U ... South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Right on the other side of the fairgrounds. Take the Quiz: South Park - Good Times With Weapons. Nyanyanyanyanyaaa nya! We can't tell you where we got 'em! Come on, guys. All right, people, we are all extremely upset over what's happened. “GOOD TIMES WITH WEAPONS” Part of Technology Supervisor J.J. Franzen’s job is keep looking for technologies to enable ever-increasing production values in the fixed six-day cycle. By now our parents probably. Our parents are gonna kill us, and you, if they found out that we bought these! We've got a lot of knives for sale here. When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Nyanyanyanyanyaaa nya! Oh shit, you guys are in trouble. It just makes me sick how some people can treat animals. All right, ninjas! Well, you children should be careful with those. You guys can't fix my eyeball! Dude! Yeah dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with! All right. Looking like a small city now. Mel Gibson was right, Kyle. A dark lonely shadow of a person-. I'm a lost soul. We can't tell you where we got 'em! We'll go back to the fair and return them. Okay, hang on guys. Aw man, now every douchebag in town has a weapon! The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. And when that little eight-year-old boy walked up and flashed his... penis... it was an outrage! We need more fur over here. Unfortunately for this little fella, I'm a people doctor. Yes. If you can. I can see into the future too, but better than Kyle. Don't worry, Kyle. Now remember, Butters, when you get to the vet's office, you need to stay down on all fours and- Butters, listen! The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Somebody threw a ninja star in that poor puppy's eye? Get your money back!" South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone and developed by Brian Graden for Comedy Central.The series revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their exploits in and around the titular Colorado town. HighJewElfKing; SilasGreaves12; Cryptar; ... "Good Times with Weapons" "Up the Down Steroid" "The Passion of the Jew" "You Got F'd in the A" "AWESOM-O" ... South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Listen, doucher! From "AWESOME-O" to "Good Times with Weapons", the creators pick their favorite episodes.South Park's Trey Parker and Matt Stone Pick the Best and Worst Episodes Ben Kaye I actually have another power. Enjoy! Right now the Jew in you is screaming "NO! South Park. We are a very select elite fighting team sent to protect the world from evil, and you can't play with us. Aw man, did you see the look on Craig's face?! It's all right, Kyle. If we take him to the hospital, they're gonna find out what happened. They'll never know what we bought. Cartman pulls out a small firecracker and tosses it on the ground before Kyle and cackles softlyv: Kyle [stops so he doesn't get hurt and glares] Stop it, Cartman! I told you, Bulrog has lots and lots of powers. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Come on, little fella. Okay, uh, you need to have your parents here when you buy them, though. Wait a minute. Are you ... nnnninjas or p-p-p-pussies? Development on South Park: The Game as it was initially known, ... Trey soon began writing the game's script, ... a superhero outfit, weapon, and a special attack featuring Mysterion, as well as a similar pack based on the episode "Good Times With Weapons", featuring Balrog. All right! Let me try it. The boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star. Uuuh, Chef, you haven't seen Butters around, have you? The life of a ninja is complex and full of peril. All right, then you take him to the hospital, Kyle. What about the veterinarian? Guys, we're we're really not playing, okay? Come on. I thought you told me your parents were dead. But now both of you shall feel the power of my Web of Holding! No, Butters. They've got no spine! My ninja sense is telling me we might be heading in the wrong direction. So long, children! This is why Jews can't be ninjas! I, I can't sell to anyone under eighteen without parents' permission. And now I will use my power to... Hahahahahaaa ha! We wanna get one of each of these ninja weapons. You see, guys? South Park is more spread out these days. We're outta here! Clyde Nurse Looking like a small city now. You can't keep making up new powers! We should each buy a weapon, and then we'll be like ninjas. Doctor Well, let's see how he likes the icy blasts from my nunchakus Sokuromoto! Now! Stream free episodes and clips, play games, create an avatar and go behind-the-scenes of … Just humor them. It'll be okay! No, Butters. I made it to thank them for babysitting you last week. Now you are a chicken! Professor Chaos cannot be stopped! I have the power to have all the powers I want. Good Times with Weapons Park County Fair, day. Dude! Yeah! Now, stop being such an asshole! Auction barker Kenny By now our parents probably. I told you, Bulrog has lots and lots of powers. If you can. We need more fur over here. You're gonna scramble his brain! I actually have another power. Goddamnit, Cartman! [The game starts with an epic dark fantasy movie-style cutscene and Cartman's voiceover.] Professor Chaos cannot be stopped! We, we're brothers, see, and our parents... died in a car accident last year. I made it to thank them for babysitting you last week. Come on and take a look, folks. Taisetsu no mono protect my balls! The animation is fabulous - on par with 'Good Time With Weapons' and 'Make Love Not Warcraft' - and the script is amazing! Yeah, Butters. We have come to return the weapons we purchased. Well, let's see how he likes the icy blasts from my nunchucks of Sokuromoto! All right. From the n-n-, from the nn-, from the nn-. I mean, there were children watching that auction! All right, ninjas! A dark lonely shadow of a person-. But you know well that your Jewish blood won't let you. No asshole! Well, I've gotta get to the fairgrounds. Oh yeah?! I'll use my special power to see into the future and find out where we should head next. Why do people have to keep reminding us of what we don't have?! You wouldn't make a very good ninja. You could put somebody's eye out. Yeah, let's just go return them and get our money back. Aw dude, crap. Right now the Jew in you is screamig "NO! And my powerful nunchakus make me into Bounaku. Yeah, Butters. It was an outrage! Wake ga wakaranai That was awesome! Ho man, did you see the look on Craig's face?! Now we just gotta sneak him into town. Okay, uh, you need to have your parents here when you buy them, though. I'm a lost soul. Linda Stotch Uh, we'd love to hang out guys, but we have important secret work to do. You can't throw away something you paid fifteen bucks for. Mel Gibson was right, Kyle. This is why Jews can't be ninjas! Announcer, singer And my powerful nunchakus make me into Bunroku. For the full-size versions of the images click on the thumbnails below. 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